January 9, 2012

"Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested in Wisconsin"

Have you ever been to Heaven?
If asked I'd respond in kind;
"Have you ever been to Wisconsin?
I'm sure it'd blow your mind!"

Known as "America's Dairyland"
It's also America's fairy land!
Lush and perfumed flowerbeds
Those cheery friendly "Cheeseheads"!

Milwaukee was made famous
By those two hopscotchin' chicks
Wisconsinites are simply not
Your average redneck hicks

Yet Wisconsin's got a rather odd
And dubious reputation
For Cheeseheads do indulge in some
Rather serious libation

They're binge drinkers with DUIs
Huge alcohol consumption
Is somthin' that Wisconsinites
Handle with eager gumption

And one particular citizen
Much larger now in life
Sits in jail for, 'mongst other things
Concealing gun and knife

He probably also smokes some weed
And drinks until he's drunk
But that's not what's most notable
About this dumb bohunk

"Jeffrey Drew Wilshke" was his name
But that name seemed too dull and plain
Now he goes by Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop
Now that's a handle hard to top!

With a moniker as cool as that
There's no telling the fortune and fame
That comes to someone who can truly live
As large as that ridiculous name

So watch the headlines and the news
For more from our good friend Beezow
Perhaps he will